i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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