Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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