found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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