Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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