With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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