sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
