Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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