this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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