Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I know her cup size but not her name....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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