STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
