I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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