how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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