whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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