The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just want nice things and good sex
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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