i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize