I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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