puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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