Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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