you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I need water and some morals
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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