Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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