Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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