During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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