Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
