If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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