Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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