suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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