Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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