Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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