Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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