After last night, I could never be a politician.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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