Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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