Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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