Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
