Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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