Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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