he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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