this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
