You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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