David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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