Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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