He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
