Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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