Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I had to cum in my sink.
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