I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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