NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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