I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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