okay pat passed out under dana's car
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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