is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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