He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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