ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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