the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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