quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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