We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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