Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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