I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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